Batter You

Faith: I can't get to sleep, I'm not tired
Me: what do you think we should do about that then?
Faith: I don't know
Me: what about if I batter you?
Faith: that would work, but I don't want you to

laugh? me?

and here's her having her first facemask earlier on this evening

Groan

OMG Scott's growing up !!
Got him to change one of the calendars in the kitchen, he was struggling to push in the drawing pin so I said "just shove it in" and he said..... quick as a flash...... "that's what she said"
I just about died!!

Mathematician

proud mummy moment - Scott has won Mathematician of the Month for January at school, despite the fact that he's been complaining about not being able to concentrate because his class is so noisy

nekkid?

Am in my bed watching telly, Faith jumps in with me......

Faith: why are you naked?
Me: cos I like being naked in bed
Faith: well don't do that outside, ok?

Concealment

Faith: what's this mum?
Me: thats my new concealer
Faith: whats it for?
Me: to put under my eyes to hide the dark circles
Faith: oh, so you don't look so old?
Me: yeh, thanks for that Faith
*giving me a hug*
Faith: Yeh I'm sorry you're getting old

Elves

The kids Elved themselves...

 

Babies

the mum of one of Faithy's school friends is going to be having a baby, and the girls decided to discus this at the dinner table tonight. 
Willow asked if it was a boy or a girl, and I said I didn't know. 
So that made her think... she then said "but what if it's a boy and you want a girl, or it's a girl and you wanted a boy?" 
so I told her that it's just tough, you get what you're given and you have to put up with it.
To which Faithy piped up "not if you kill it"
...... !!!