Noisy Cat

Faith: mum, the cat's noisy, why did you get a cat?
Me: because I like cats
Faith: if you didn't have kids you'd be like the crazy cat lady
Me:   :/

Hairy Fluff

Faithy followed me to the toilet yesterday, and when I got up to pull my trousers up ......
Faith: argh, you're hairy! 
Me: what do you mean, I'm hairy
Faith: (all coy now) you have a hairy fluff
Me: yeh, you'll have a hairy fluff when you're older too
Faith: nope, I'm not ever having a hairy fluff!
and with that she folded her arms and strutted out of the toilet.