Faithy's been to play at her friends house after school today, her friend has a 6 month old baby brother.
So she as telling me about the baby, and sounded quite enamoured with him, then....
Me: So do you want a baby brother too?
Faith: No I want a baby sister
Me: really?
Faith: yes, so can I have one
Me: no, I can't be bothered making one
Faith: how do you make a baby?
Me: ask your dad
Faith: does he know??
Faithy: mum why do they call it a hambag
Me: cos you carry it around so its always at hand
Faithy: no, it's HAM bag not HAND bag
Me: ok then, I have no idea, maybe you're supposed to keep ham in it then
Faithy quote for today....
the kids have all fought like cat and dog since they got in from school....
me: right that's it, I'm going to kill you all
Faithy: ok then, start with Willow
