Noisy Cat

Faith: mum, the cat's noisy, why did you get a cat?
Me: because I like cats
Faith: if you didn't have kids you'd be like the crazy cat lady
Me:   :/

Hairy Fluff

Faithy followed me to the toilet yesterday, and when I got up to pull my trousers up ......
Faith: argh, you're hairy! 
Me: what do you mean, I'm hairy
Faith: (all coy now) you have a hairy fluff
Me: yeh, you'll have a hairy fluff when you're older too
Faith: nope, I'm not ever having a hairy fluff!
and with that she folded her arms and strutted out of the toilet.

Baby Sister

Faithy's been to play at her friends house after school today, her friend has a 6 month old baby brother.
So she as telling me about the baby, and sounded quite enamoured with him, then....
Me: So do you want a baby brother too?
Faith: No I want a baby sister
Me: really?
Faith: yes, so can I have one
Me: no, I can't be bothered making one
Faith: how do you make a baby?
Me: ask your dad
Faith: does he know??

Hambag

Faithy: mum why do they call it a hambag
Me: cos you carry it around so its always at hand
Faithy: no, it's HAM bag not HAND bag
Me: ok then, I have no idea, maybe you're supposed to keep ham in it then

Killer

Faithy quote for today....
the kids have all fought like cat and dog since they got in from school....
me: right that's it, I'm going to kill you all
Faithy: ok then, start with Willow

All I want for Christmas is my 2 front teeth

Batter You

Faith: I can't get to sleep, I'm not tired
Me: what do you think we should do about that then?
Faith: I don't know
Me: what about if I batter you?
Faith: that would work, but I don't want you to

laugh? me?

and here's her having her first facemask earlier on this evening

Groan

OMG Scott's growing up !!
Got him to change one of the calendars in the kitchen, he was struggling to push in the drawing pin so I said "just shove it in" and he said..... quick as a flash...... "that's what she said"
I just about died!!

Mathematician

proud mummy moment - Scott has won Mathematician of the Month for January at school, despite the fact that he's been complaining about not being able to concentrate because his class is so noisy

nekkid?

Am in my bed watching telly, Faith jumps in with me......

Faith: why are you naked?
Me: cos I like being naked in bed
Faith: well don't do that outside, ok?

Concealment

Faith: what's this mum?
Me: thats my new concealer
Faith: whats it for?
Me: to put under my eyes to hide the dark circles
Faith: oh, so you don't look so old?
Me: yeh, thanks for that Faith
*giving me a hug*
Faith: Yeh I'm sorry you're getting old