Faith: mum, the cat's noisy, why did you get a cat?
Me: because I like cats
Faith: if you didn't have kids you'd be like the crazy cat lady
Me: :/
My Funny Kids
Funny quotes and moments that make me proud of my 3 wonderful kids: Scott, Willow and Faith
Tuesday, 15 October 2013
Hairy Fluff
Faithy followed me to the toilet yesterday, and when I got up to pull my trousers up ......
Faith: argh, you're hairy!
Me: what do you mean, I'm hairy
Faith: (all coy now) you have a hairy fluff
Me: yeh, you'll have a hairy fluff when you're older too
Faith: nope, I'm not ever having a hairy fluff!
and with that she folded her arms and strutted out of the toilet.
Faith: argh, you're hairy!
Me: what do you mean, I'm hairy
Faith: (all coy now) you have a hairy fluff
Me: yeh, you'll have a hairy fluff when you're older too
Faith: nope, I'm not ever having a hairy fluff!
and with that she folded her arms and strutted out of the toilet.
Tuesday, 18 June 2013
Baby Sister
Faithy's been to play at her friends house after school today, her friend has a 6 month old baby brother.
So she as telling me about the baby, and sounded quite enamoured with him, then....
Me: So do you want a baby brother too?
Faith: No I want a baby sister
Me: really?
Faith: yes, so can I have one
Me: no, I can't be bothered making one
Faith: how do you make a baby?
Me: ask your dad
Faith: does he know??
So she as telling me about the baby, and sounded quite enamoured with him, then....
Me: So do you want a baby brother too?
Faith: No I want a baby sister
Me: really?
Faith: yes, so can I have one
Me: no, I can't be bothered making one
Faith: how do you make a baby?
Me: ask your dad
Faith: does he know??
Wednesday, 12 June 2013
Hambag
Faithy: mum why do they call it a hambag
Me: cos you carry it around so its always at hand
Faithy: no, it's HAM bag not HAND bag
Me: ok then, I have no idea, maybe you're supposed to keep ham in it then
Me: cos you carry it around so its always at hand
Faithy: no, it's HAM bag not HAND bag
Me: ok then, I have no idea, maybe you're supposed to keep ham in it then
Tuesday, 4 June 2013
Killer
Faithy quote for today....
the kids have all fought like cat and dog since they got in from school....
me: right that's it, I'm going to kill you all
Faithy: ok then, start with Willow
the kids have all fought like cat and dog since they got in from school....
me: right that's it, I'm going to kill you all
Faithy: ok then, start with Willow
Sunday, 2 June 2013
Monday, 27 May 2013
Batter You
Faith: I can't get to sleep, I'm not tired
Me: what do you think we should do about that then?
Faith: I don't know
Me: what about if I batter you?
Faith: that would work, but I don't want you to
laugh? me?
and here's her having her first facemask earlier on this evening
Me: what do you think we should do about that then?
Faith: I don't know
Me: what about if I batter you?
Faith: that would work, but I don't want you to
laugh? me?
and here's her having her first facemask earlier on this evening
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